[Magda Szubanski as character Sharon Strzelecki sits down on a set of netball court bleachers.]
[The camera slowly zooms in as Magda turns and speaks to camera.]
I tell you what, I am so over this lockdown.
Playing netball against yourself is not all it’s cracked up to be. Especially when you still can’t even win.
[Magda continues to speak, with finger pointed and the netball under her arm]
But you know what? It’s not the lockdown that’s the enemy. It’s the virus. And as soon as we obey the rules the sooner this will all be over and we can get back to the stuff that really matters: netty!
[Magda looks away and turns back to the camera again with a thumbs-up gesture]
Subbing myself back in now!
[Magda starts to get up from the bleachers]
Oh no Sharon, you’re hopeless!
I am not hopeless I’m the most valued member of this team.
[Magda walks away from the bleachers]
[Voiceover and logo]
Authorised by the Victorian Government, Melbourne.
[End credits]
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